Tuesday, November 18, 2008

This movie sucks?

Apparently Twilight a big thing. From what I gather this movie based on a successful book series that young girls and their mom's like. So why should I care? More over why should you care?

The story revolves around a Vampire that becomes protective over a teen girl that other Vampires want to eat. That's about it. I'm sure people will tell me I'm off base but I can not see this being good in any way. That last good Vampire flick was The Lost Boys everything else has been moving light and I don't expect much from this Twilight except that it may be dimmer then the rest.

If middle aged women want to fantasize about undead men sucking and eating them. They should take a look at the zombie that sleeps next to them for that cheap thrill.

As for the young girls...wait a few years and continue to read your goosebumps.

Middle aged women and teen girls are notorious for wasteful spending but this demographics judgement on the quality literature and entertainment have been abysmal. They are the same people that keep Paris Hilton a house hold name and can't get enough of TMZ.

So in "honor" of the latest installment, I give you five Vampire flicks you should see.

5. Blade
4. The Lost Boys
3. Interview With a Vampire
2. Dracula (1992)
1. Nosferatu

2 comments:

JOSEPH CAMPANELLA said...

NEAR DARK
FRIGHT NIGHT
HORROR OF DRACULA
BLOOD FOR DRACULA
DRACULA (1931)
BLACKULA
THE LAST MAN ON EARTH
FROM DUSK TILL DAWN
SHADOW OF THE VAMPIRE
VAMPYR
MARTIN

and for the record... BLADE 2 is better than BLADE

media-shy said...

i forgot about dusk til dawn and shadow of the vampire. good call. Wrong on the rest.